Good News for Video Game Developers
There’s good news for the video game development industry. That good news is that you can all stop trying now, your lives of hard work are finally at an end and you can leave your devastatingly exhausting profession and take up something else.
What? I’ll tell you what — there’s no reason for anyone to makes games anymore. The perfect game has already been made! That’s it, the competition is done. Ever since the first microprocessor, man has strived to create the perfect set of instructions for delivering the most fun and most intense gaming experience, and we’ve hit the ceiling. The theoretical and practical maximum for best game that we can accomplish in the known universe has been realised.
It goes by the name of Pokémon. I shouldn’t have to tell you about the remake of the second generation Pokémon games, because you should already know. Well, it turns out that they are the basis for the perfect gaming experience. So, sorry, everyone… that’s it. Pack up, clock out, go home.
on June 23rd, 2009 at 4:42 pm
If only they had made it using the CryEngine 2.